A CRACK AT ROMANTICISM

oh this is so romantic. that is what you must be thinkin'. oh what a moment. a moment to treasure. to last through all eternity. to be immortalized in the tiny speckles of a child's eyes. or on a website. love on the internet is forever. passed around from pervert 2 pervert. but it is MAKING LOVE not sex. whatever that means. i have never made love. i don't know what the ingredients are. but i assume one is romance. so let us frolic and hold hands and kiss without tongue and do everything that lovebirds do.

because that is what a lady wants. to be swept off her feet by a 7 foot handsome mandigo. did i mention you are something else. something lost. something beautiful. let's watch the ocean. it brings peace. it brings bonfires. it brings sunrises. a new day. the first day. sins absolved. as long as you are here...

you might as well get naked.