COSMIC ART SHIFT

sampling music is a cosmic abnormality. it is like filming a documentary about daniel boone and his electric musket.

murder and torture are for NOT for adults.

dodo fangs sinking into the necks of def leapords.

fuck the fetus king put him in a blizzard where he can repent his devilish sins.

[SCENE: THERE IS A LAME COMEDIAN ON STAGE DOING STAND-UP, SEGWAYING FROM NAMING BABIES...]
"you know the best guy with names? the guy who invented words. i mean he had to name everything that ever existed, never mind some lousy fucking baby. i mean, what do you name this[he points to a chair]. i mean if it were me deciding what to call things, this would be something like "ass feel good thingy." i mean if i was the inventor of words that's what we'd call it. a fold-up ass feel good thingy. but luckily, this guy was a lot smarter than me, or more sober, so he decided to name it after a word that had no affiliation to the object itself. he calls it a chair. now, thanks to him, you can't look at it without popping the word chair in your mind. cavemen didn't think that way. they'd look at it and say "ass feel good thingy." nowhere does the word CHAIR enter the equation. but because he fucked your mind, the inventor of words lives in your head through every thought, every word."

trepidation fuels cowardice GADZOOKS is this artful birthing of vaginal pangs or the madman howling at starry daylight.

Here's Bob with a special report. Thanks Mary. In theaters now is a new documentary about a new art form discovered right here in orangE countY. there is even an essay describing this discovery done in the discovery's stylE.

experimental trepidatioN. there's something scary about going to the unknowN. something excitinG. you are responsible for building somethinG. for defining iT. it is a huge responsibiitY. whether it's music like the beatleS or sports drinks like gatoradE, the quality of what you create will determine its lasting poweR.

"the guy who invented english did a pretty good fucking job, don't you thinK?"